06-17-2008, 04:13 PM
This is how my day started.. 5:37am
*CRASH!!!* Reer!!! REEEERR!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERR!!!!
Mandy (Bluesky) jumps out of bed and does a mad dash towards the crying baby-cat.
Mandy: Gasp!! What have you DONE to yourself?!
George: REEEER!!!
George is tangled in the phone cord, nothing serious, he just cant move without becoming more tangled.
Mandy: Give me a second, you're making it worse!
Mandy untangles George and goes back to bed.
CRASH!!!!!!!! SQUAWK SCREEEEE!!! REER!!! SQUAWK!!! SQUAWK!!!! SCREEEEEEE!!!
Mandy jumps out of bed again and checks clock... its only 6am.
Runs down the stairs, and grabs George who's got a very hot ear (from bird biting it)... plops George in the bathroom, and proceeds to try to catch newly escaped bird.
Brother in law opens door to come in the house after being out all night.
Bird flies out door.
George gets out of bathroom, and tries to run out door too.
Mandy cries, and rushes outside after bird... locates bird in average-sized tree... with lots of branches. Mandy climbs tree, grabs bird, and puts bird in her sweater pocket.. almost gets out of tree, (it starts to rain) and bird flies out of pocket into another tree that is a little taller, with LOADS more branches and twigs. Mandy groans, and climbs second tree, puts bird in pocket AGAIN, but keeps it closed for the most part.... bird gets out of pocket again, and flies to first tree. Mandy SCREAMS in frustration, runs inside grabs scissors, and rushes back outside again. Mandy climbs tree, grabs bird, clips bird's wings while still in tree (its now heavily raining), tosses scissors to ground, and jumps down, brings bird inside and puts bird back in cage.
Cries at George "this is all YOUR fault!", huffs to herself, and goes upstairs to change into some dry clothes.
**CRASH!!!*** REER!!
Mandy: GEORGE!!!!!!
*CRASH!!!* Reer!!! REEEERR!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERR!!!!
Mandy (Bluesky) jumps out of bed and does a mad dash towards the crying baby-cat.
Mandy: Gasp!! What have you DONE to yourself?!
George: REEEER!!!
George is tangled in the phone cord, nothing serious, he just cant move without becoming more tangled.
Mandy: Give me a second, you're making it worse!
Mandy untangles George and goes back to bed.
CRASH!!!!!!!! SQUAWK SCREEEEE!!! REER!!! SQUAWK!!! SQUAWK!!!! SCREEEEEEE!!!
Mandy jumps out of bed again and checks clock... its only 6am.
Runs down the stairs, and grabs George who's got a very hot ear (from bird biting it)... plops George in the bathroom, and proceeds to try to catch newly escaped bird.
Brother in law opens door to come in the house after being out all night.
Bird flies out door.
George gets out of bathroom, and tries to run out door too.
Mandy cries, and rushes outside after bird... locates bird in average-sized tree... with lots of branches. Mandy climbs tree, grabs bird, and puts bird in her sweater pocket.. almost gets out of tree, (it starts to rain) and bird flies out of pocket into another tree that is a little taller, with LOADS more branches and twigs. Mandy groans, and climbs second tree, puts bird in pocket AGAIN, but keeps it closed for the most part.... bird gets out of pocket again, and flies to first tree. Mandy SCREAMS in frustration, runs inside grabs scissors, and rushes back outside again. Mandy climbs tree, grabs bird, clips bird's wings while still in tree (its now heavily raining), tosses scissors to ground, and jumps down, brings bird inside and puts bird back in cage.
Cries at George "this is all YOUR fault!", huffs to herself, and goes upstairs to change into some dry clothes.
**CRASH!!!*** REER!!
Mandy: GEORGE!!!!!!
Soon I will try again and hopefully it will be better. very funny tho